Joe Rogan Wants SCHULZ For President?!

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh

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0:00.0	If a comic ran for president like
0:02.2	Selinsky
0:03.1	yeah, in Ukraine sure
0:05.6	but of a comic ran for president in America
0:08.3	but I think Shultz could pull it off.
0:10.4	I think Shultz could be president someday.
0:13.7	America, land of the beautiful and Nancy Pelosi,
0:17.3	I have an announcement.
0:19.1	I am running for president.
0:21.7	I am tackling all the issues.
0:24.3	Climate change needs a new mascot.
0:27.0	No one wants to hear an autistic IKEA high school grad
0:30.3	yapping about recycling.
0:32.1	She can pick up litter but not a social cue.
0:34.7	Come on.
0:35.7	When I'm president, I will replace Greta Thunberg
0:38.7	with the girls from Euphoria
0:40.4	so the sea levels won't be the only thing rising six inches.
0:43.7	Yeah.
0:44.6	Russia, you Ukraine.
0:46.1	Don't send machine guns, send machine gun Kelly.
0:49.6	Ukraine needs a man that spent some time in a foxhole.
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