Bert Is Gonna Have A Pretty Sh*tty Weekend In The Name Of Health!

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🗓️ 25 August 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Are you planning on having a fun weekend? Think of Bert when you do. His weekend is about to get real shitty and there's nothing he can do about it. He'll explain! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The birch show, when's the last time that you guys wanted your week to be extended?
0:10.2	So you couldn't get into the weekend because something was going to happen over the weekend
0:15.0	you were not looking forward to.
0:17.0	I don't know, I'm 26 all my weekends are fun.
0:20.4	That's a never for me.
0:22.7	Never.
0:23.7	There's never been like something so daunting in front of you over the weekend that you're
0:27.6	like, I don't even want this weekend to start, nothing I could think of.
0:32.0	I got nothing that comes to the top of my head.
0:34.0	Okay, then it's just me.
0:35.9	It's just, oh, what do you got going on this weekend?
0:38.1	The worst.
0:39.6	What's going on?
0:41.6	I've got to take an in-home fecal test.
0:46.3	You have to play with your own poop.
0:47.8	It's the worst, dude.
0:48.8	You ever done this?
0:49.8	What is that?
0:50.8	I can't do this.
0:51.8	No.
0:52.8	No.
0:53.8	No, suck so bad.
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