Bert Has A Big Doctor Appointment Today That He’s Really Nervous For!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 5 October 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The bird show you know what I am very good at I'm very good |
| 0:04.9 | At not taking the advice that I give to other people |
| 0:09.5 | Oh, so you're like you're you're your own worst ass call. I am totally |
| 0:14.0 | Like when the words are coming out of my mouth |
| 0:16.1 | They make so much sense to the people that I am giving the advice to however when I need that advice for myself |
| 0:21.8 | And it applies to me. I don't take I'm the same way. I'm a philosopher at helping other people |
| 0:26.8 | Idiot that helping myself. I got it figured out for everybody. So it's one of those like do as I say not as I do |
| 0:33.9 | Kind of kind of I'll tell you what it is today is like I I tell people when they've got something medical going on |
| 0:41.1 | Because your mind I think tends to default to worst case scenario, right? |
| 0:47.6 | You got a headache |
| 0:49.6 | All of a sudden it's a brain tumor |
| 0:52.4 | I you feel like something in your chest all of a sudden you're about to have a heart attack |
| 0:57.0 | So what I've always told a hyperchondriac. Yeah, well, I just think it's I think it's human nature sometimes |
| 1:02.1 | I think you're preparing yourself for the worst, right? |
| 1:05.5 | So my advice forever has been |
| 1:08.4 | Don't stress about things you don't have to stress about until you have to stress about them until there's an actual problem |
| 1:15.2 | Right in front of you. Otherwise, you're literally creating problems in your head to worry about that do not exist |
| 1:21.6 | With that I'm teetering today |
| 1:26.4 | So a couple of weeks ago |
| 1:29.0 | I noticed and it happened very very suddenly |
| 1:32.4 | That I got a cloud in my right eye |
| 1:36.6 | It's sort of like having a smudge on sunglasses, you know how you can see through it |
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