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Right here, wow! Once again, the smartest man in the world, PR-O-P-Couse takes to the evening here for the smoothies, confines, and Chicago's buzz.

And chatting comedy, con-dobulation, Lincoln Hall, located near a bunch of other things named Lincoln. Right here in the land of Lincoln, Illinois, it's so awesome to be back in Chicago.

I've been back since last summer, well I have, that not with me. I was with the Hoosline Gods and we had a grand time and it's always grubby to be here, and everything's named Lincoln and I love it.

Let's jump right in, when Chicago tonight, it's cold and rainy by my standards. By Chicago standards, it's a warm, wonderful spring night.

I'm from Los Angeles where it is currently 78 degrees with a light breeze and this is desterly cold and wet for me.

I don't like moisture, I wear glasses, I went outside for a minute, you can guess why. And I stood out there and now I can't see shit.

I've had to wipe out my glasses 5,000 times, okay? Thank you Chicago, whatever. And fuck.

I've forgotten your name because I don't think you told me but we've met several times. Patrick gave me this fantastic origami bunny.

It's not the first, every time I put in Chicago he's giving me an origami dollar. I am now rich. I have zillions of Chicago origami dollars.

Thank you for this Patrick, it's a little bunny, a Coney if you will. Lilap Han, thank you so much for that. It's outstanding me on measure.

I don't remember your name because I don't think you told me, a woman who gave me the note as stickers. Why are you a man all of a sudden?

That was weird. Someone transitioned during the break. Right before the show I was upstairs maybe 5 minutes and she heard her name's Michelle.

When did he pop become your spokesman? I love that about you. Her name's Michelle. They call her Michelle.

Michelle, oh what the hell? I've been in listening to him too much lately. His delivery is just the fucking greatest of all rock stars.

In a cheapo motel on the highway to hell. America's greatest living poet was ogling you all night.

Not it's fucking good stuff. Michelle, I don't care whether you're a man or a woman. Thank you for these. This is no bezel, bezel, of course.

Given birth to the idea right here in Chicago, I think it was Dan Harmon. What was his name? Something Harmon.

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