Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.6	Hello, my little dialers. It's Ma and Pa.
0:17.8	You sounded so serious there.
0:19.9	It felt like we were on a news program.
0:21.7	Before you said, ma and pa, I was like, hello, my little dialers.
0:24.7	Today is Friday the 20th of June.
0:27.1	On NPR.
0:28.6	On, yes.
0:30.6	You know, Des makes me listen to NPR.
0:32.7	Excuse me, I do not make you listen to NPR.
0:35.1	In fact, I very rarely have NPR on when you're on the car.
0:39.1	But when you tap out and nap while we're driving, me being the only driver in this marriage,
0:44.8	I put on NPR because I want to know what's going on in the world.
0:47.6	Because you want me to have a deeper sleep.
0:51.7	Listen, man, you know, you're not a big fan.
0:54.3	No, NPR is important and people should listen.
0:57.0	Yeah, and fight against...
0:58.7	Turn this off right now and go listen to NPR.
1:01.2	And fight, it's defunding.
1:04.3	I do have to address.
	...

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