Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner, and Desbisha.
0:05.0	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:07.0	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:09.0	we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:16.0	What's up?
0:17.0	Follow shot collars.
0:20.0	I think there was like a DJ Khaled reference.
0:23.0	I don't know.
0:24.0	Yeah, I think so too, but I don't know the lines.
0:26.0	I'm not gonna wrap every week.
0:28.0	People loved the rap last week.
0:30.0	I mean, I don't know.
0:31.0	I think you loved the rap?
0:32.0	I didn't get any feedback on the rap just so you know.
0:34.0	Okay, never did I, but I liked it.
0:36.0	Exactly.
0:37.0	So today's question was,
0:40.0	what is the pettiest thing you've ever done?
0:42.0	Now, Des, how would you define pettie?
0:46.0	Oh, I...
0:48.0	I mean, I don't know how I would define it specifically
0:53.0	when put on the spot.
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