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Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments.

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner, and Desbisha.

0:05.0

Thanks for calling the Burner phone.

0:07.0

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:09.0

we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:16.0

What's up?

0:17.0

Follow shot collars.

0:20.0

I think there was like a DJ Khaled reference.

0:23.0

I don't know.

0:24.0

Yeah, I think so too, but I don't know the lines.

0:26.0

I'm not gonna wrap every week.

0:28.0

People loved the rap last week.

0:30.0

I mean, I don't know.

0:31.0

I think you loved the rap?

0:32.0

I didn't get any feedback on the rap just so you know.

0:34.0

Okay, never did I, but I liked it.

0:36.0

Exactly.

0:37.0

So today's question was,

0:40.0

what is the pettiest thing you've ever done?

0:42.0

Now, Des, how would you define pettie?

0:46.0

Oh, I...

0:48.0

I mean, I don't know how I would define it specifically

0:53.0

when put on the spot.

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