Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner, and Desbisha.
0:05.0	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.8	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:12.2	What's up, my little dialers and my daddy-dialers?
0:18.9	Dad bought dialers, somebody said.
0:21.2	There's a lot of mail suggestions coming in.
0:23.6	Also, however you want to identify dialers.
0:25.6	Yeah.
0:26.6	Where about just dialer?
0:27.6	I'm a dialer.
0:28.6	Yeah, I like dialers.
0:29.6	Maybe it's the little dialers with a Z at the end.
0:33.6	Dialers.
0:34.6	Dialers with a Z.
0:36.6	Dialers with a Z for the Irish.
0:38.6	That is.
0:39.6	So here we are.
0:40.6	Here we are.
0:41.6	We made it to another episode.
0:42.6	Doesn't our still together?
0:43.6	I'm raising my hand.
0:44.6	I'd like to make a point.
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