Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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This week we’re listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone’s boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
0:04.0	And Desbisha.
0:05.0	Thanks for calling the Burner Phone.
0:06.8	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.8	Welcome to Burner Phone.
0:17.4	Thank you guys so much.
0:18.4	You've been so supportive of Mom and Dad on our new endeavor and you don't have to be.
0:23.8	And we appreciate that whether it's the giggler's coming in, the OG real-last little devils
0:29.6	and the new little dialers.
0:32.2	Yeah.
0:33.2	We did get a review that suggested that if we wanted to get more male listeners that perhaps
0:41.5	will need a male version of the little dialers, that perhaps men won't embrace a little
0:46.3	dialer as much.
0:47.5	I feel like it sounds like a rapper, like Lil Wayne, little dialer.
0:51.3	I have a thought of one, but neither is the safety.
0:54.1	There's any guys out there.
0:55.1	The big, strong, manly dialers.
0:56.9	Yes.
0:57.9	Yeah.
0:59.2	I don't have a suggestion.
1:00.2	We are.
1:01.2	I want to set the scene for a second for Burner Phone.
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