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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week we let the little dialers go rogue and tell or ask us anything. We investigate conspiracy theories, get asked some morbid questions, and get called out by a giggler.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers? We're back. We're back. We're back. We shot the special this weekend. I need to thank you all and the gigglers for carrying me through this. Give me tons of incredible advice.

0:32.6

Can we just start like this? Let me just start with this, okay?

0:36.4

This is just coming at you.

0:38.0

To acknowledge the moment.

0:40.0

Okay.

0:41.0

Hannah, congratulations on your special.

0:43.8

I almost feel like such a creep leaving this,

0:45.6

but we had such a good time.

0:47.3

Your special was so good.

0:48.7

It was so adorable that you recognized me

0:51.1

from my Instagram reel that was absolutely hilarious. I kind of blacked out. But seriously, cool to have like come across you and Des just on the internet and then to get to be front row for such an incredible experience for you.

1:06.1

Very cool. Also, lastly, if I end up in the final edit, I did not use this temporary tattoo.

1:12.3

I will dead ass take it to my artist and get it

1:15.4

tattooed on me for real because like what a cool memory you know okay bye.

1:20.3

Oh my god do you want to hear the story behind this? Yeah, well once you're okay I don't want to give away any any any moments that will end up in your special but no it's so I was checking my my stories and someone tagged me a couple days before the special of like what

1:37.6

should I wear to Hannah Burner's special taping and I thought that was like so cute. So I was like okay I'm going to look at his

1:44.2

outfits and like give him my opinion so I was like oh wear this one and we were

1:50.4

like joking about the outfit and then I see the guy wearing the outfit in the front row and he's this like

1:57.5

gorgeous gay guy who's like loving life and we had a funny moment because

2:01.5

someone was talking about frisbee golf and I was like

2:05.6

Oh that was like what was the what was the straightest thing or what was it again?

2:09.2

Well I was saying what something embarrassing you pretended to like for a man and the girl was like

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