Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic
Berner Phone
Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
4.4 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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We asked the dialers to share the most toxic thing they've ever done and they definitely delivered. Some were genius, some were petty, and some were borderline illegal but we enjoyed nonetheless!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. |
| 0:04.8 | Thanks for calling the Burner phone. |
| 0:06.7 | If you leave a message after the tone, |
| 0:08.7 | we may have to make it into a podcast. ... Hello my little dialers exciting times here exciting times here in the |
| 0:25.9 | burner Bishop household even though we're not in the same household right now no but |
| 0:30.1 | the virtual household the cloud The cloud that we reside in. It's a fluffy |
| 0:36.4 | beautiful cloud that we reside on. Yes, so calm and just gorgeous all the time. |
| 0:41.2 | Do you know Page is coming over in a couple hours |
| 0:44.9 | to give me a fake tan? |
| 0:47.1 | Oh, you're gonna do a fake tan for the special? |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah, but Paige has been giving her own fake tans |
| 0:52.4 | that are like very subtle and natural |
| 0:54.0 | looking and I love how they looked and she was like I'll do it for you and I was like you're |
| 0:58.3 | like busy like you're not gonna come over at night to like also like we barely hug about to like put tan all over my body. |
| 1:06.3 | Wow. You're gonna get a rub down from Paige. You're gonna get a happy ending. |
| 1:12.2 | You're gonna get a happy ending from Paige. You're going to get a happy ending. You're going to get a happy ending from Paige. |
| 1:14.4 | That's the new Giggly Squad TV show. Paige and Hannah's happy ending. |
| 1:20.3 | We're going to start only fans of us trying to give each other tans. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah, like I'm nervous. I feel like we're gonna go to third base. |
| 1:26.0 | She'll have the glove on though. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh yeah, the glove, okay, that makes it better. |
| 1:30.0 | Because I was like, paid it, I don't know if our friendship can withstand this kind of intimacy. |
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