Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week's prompt was a hit and the dialers have had some wild mishaps in the bedroom.

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0:00.0	Hey, okay, I promise I'll keep this debrief short. So I just had my date with the Bumble
0:05.3	guy so cute. He surprised me with tickets to see this band I love. Then he got us a spot at
0:10.5	the front so I could actually see. It was amazing you know like I really felt good vibes.
0:14.8	Oh and he sent me a let me know when you get home message. That makes him really hot.
0:19.7	Kindness is sexy. Find it on Bumble.
0:24.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:28.0	Thanks for calling the Burner
0:30.0	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:32.0	we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:35.0	What is up my little medium, extra large dialers.
0:44.7	Yes, we're sizing you this week.
0:46.8	We're sizing you up for a great episode,
0:50.1	um, and quick announcement, today, as this episode is out,
0:55.0	does his YouTube special that I'm the executive producer on.
1:02.0	The only reason Hannah wants to say this is so that she can remind people that she is the
1:06.6	executive producer.
1:08.0	Hannah is obsessed with being the executive producer.
1:11.0	When he was a young baby, I said, I think you're going to be great kid.
1:15.3	You should be a comedian.
1:17.4	And then I trained him up to this point and then I said you know what I'll executive producer
1:21.3	special one day and here we are yeah I mean your
1:23.5	career is going really well it's amazing how you're you're so hung up on being
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