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Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week's prompt was a hit and the dialers have had some wild mishaps in the bedroom.

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0:00.0

Hey, okay, I promise I'll keep this debrief short. So I just had my date with the Bumble

0:05.3

guy so cute. He surprised me with tickets to see this band I love. Then he got us a spot at

0:10.5

the front so I could actually see. It was amazing you know like I really felt good vibes.

0:14.8

Oh and he sent me a let me know when you get home message. That makes him really hot.

0:19.7

Kindness is sexy. Find it on Bumble.

0:24.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:28.0

Thanks for calling the Burner

0:30.0

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:32.0

we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:35.0

What is up my little medium, extra large dialers.

0:44.7

Yes, we're sizing you this week.

0:46.8

We're sizing you up for a great episode,

0:50.1

um, and quick announcement, today, as this episode is out,

0:55.0

does his YouTube special that I'm the executive producer on.

1:02.0

The only reason Hannah wants to say this is so that she can remind people that she is the

1:06.6

executive producer.

1:08.0

Hannah is obsessed with being the executive producer.

1:11.0

When he was a young baby, I said, I think you're going to be great kid.

1:15.3

You should be a comedian.

1:17.4

And then I trained him up to this point and then I said you know what I'll executive producer

1:21.3

special one day and here we are yeah I mean your

1:23.5

career is going really well it's amazing how you're you're so hung up on being

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