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Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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The little dialers have had so many first date and hookup mishaps that we had to make another episode! From awkward sutations to mildly gross confessions, the dialers have done it all.

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0:00.0

Hi Itana Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. ... Hello my little dialers we just had a crazy little last week.

0:27.0

Des a special drops blowing up the internet.

0:31.0

He has multiple clips with millions of views, the Zaddy King is coming

0:37.0

out to play.

0:38.0

Yeah, and also, by the way, since we recorded the last time, I've been to Ireland and back.

0:42.4

Yes, he is a jet setter he's a world

0:45.1

traveler I've been to Ireland and back and somehow we never saw each other we missed each

0:49.8

other by an hour at JFK I watched your I watched your plane take off into the sky and we won't

0:57.4

see each other till we're in Reno for your show at the casino in Reno.

1:01.6

People say Hannah how do how do you make your marriage work?

1:05.0

I say, I make him miss me and I miss him,

1:08.0

and we never physically see each other.

1:11.0

But we do podcast once a week just to make sure that we're you

1:14.0

know on the same page. I joke that when I tell people oh you know because we're

1:21.4

both comedians are both traveling all the time, you know, we only see each other about 50% of the time.

1:26.2

And people under 30 go, oh, that must be so tough.

1:29.4

And people over 50 go, you guys are going to make it. You guys are going to have a great marriage.

1:36.7

I do see how like you don't want it to become like a roommate where it becomes too much of a but it's hard if two people have nine to

1:44.4

fives that's what life is is you get in a beautiful routine and some people are

1:48.4

really good with routines and I would argue sometimes we could use a

1:51.4

fucking routine.

1:56.0

But yeah, we're living this crazy life, however, I'm in LA right now and I'm meeting you in Reno on Friday

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