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Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. We're in a podcast.

We, I'm home. I'm in New York City. my little Lois

I just came from Indiana with Little Lois,

she's so freaking cute, and I love being a fun aunt with no responsibilities and I'm talking to

across the pond Desmond Bishop who's still somehow in Aruba.

I didn't know you were going to do a full podcast

before you actually started talking to me.

But I forgot you were here. I was like, how long is she going to talk about Lois

I'm here in ruba but I've been I've been putting together the I've been putting together the secrets so you you told me to

explain what's going on so last week you put out a prompt and said get stuff

off your chest anything you know any secrets anything that you've been

holding on to so we ended up getting kind of like two different types of messages one

was you know what we did last, which was people like venting about stuff that's been bugging them and then I separate it out.

Essentially, people I feel like trying to unload a burden of holding on to secrets.

And we love a secret because we are nosy and I also think I love thank you as a man in stem

doing all that admin so that we can get all these juicy, juicy messages and I think we're probably going to

disguise the voice on most of these people because we're not trying to destroy families

Yes and the majority of them requested their voices to be but you know it's

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

0:00.0	Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. We're in a podcast.
0:18.0	Welcome back, my little dialers.
0:21.0	We, I'm home. I'm in New York City. my little Lois
0:29.6	Lois, I'm in New York City.
0:25.0	I just came from Indiana with Little Lois,
0:30.0	she's so freaking cute, and I love being a fun aunt with no responsibilities and I'm talking to
0:37.8	across the pond Desmond Bishop who's still somehow in Aruba.
0:43.6	Yeah, I'm still in a ruba.
0:45.6	I didn't know you were going to do a full podcast
0:47.1	before you actually started talking to me.
0:49.4	But I forgot you were here. I was like, how long is she going to talk about Lois
0:57.2	I'm here in ruba but I've been I've been putting together the I've been putting together the secrets so you you told me to
1:06.4	explain what's going on so last week you put out a prompt and said get stuff
1:11.3	off your chest anything you know any secrets anything that you've been
1:15.8	holding on to so we ended up getting kind of like two different types of messages one
1:20.5	was you know what we did last, which was people like venting about stuff that's been bugging them and then I separate it out.
1:30.0	Essentially, people I feel like trying to unload a burden of holding on to secrets.
1:39.0	And we love a secret because we are nosy and I also think I love thank you as a man in stem
1:48.6	doing all that admin so that we can get all these juicy, juicy messages and I think we're probably going to
1:56.0	disguise the voice on most of these people because we're not trying to destroy families
2:00.1	here.
2:01.1	Yes and the majority of them requested their voices to be but you know it's
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Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed

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