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Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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The dialers are getting things off their chest this week. They have some serious grievances about airports, pestering shy people, and getting sober.

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0:00.0

Hi Jess, hi Hannah, so something that I really need to get off my chest is just like how

0:08.9

truly addicted I am to listening to Giggly Squad and Burner Phone.

0:15.4

Hi, it's Hannah Burner, and Des Bishop.

0:17.6

Thanks for calling the Burner phone.

0:19.6

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:21.5

we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:24.0

What's up my little dialers? We are in Aruba. Yes, it's a it's a vacation episode.

0:38.5

We love a vacation episode. It's a holiday app. We're sitting in the Bakudi resort

0:43.6

precooti tower resort absolutely gorgeous great room looking out

0:47.9

onto the on to the Caribbean Caribbean

0:51.6

what's your choice I don't know. Oh, um,

0:55.6

Hannah's just waiting for that ice coffee to kick in.

0:58.2

Well, it's not full vacation. Let's be honest, you are working every night. Oh, that's right. I'm doing a show and Hannah never really actually takes her vacation.

1:09.7

Hannah's like working non-stop, but we're in a great, we're in a great, we're in a great but we're in a great we're in a great we're self-employed people

1:16.4

look it's not work if you love what you do which is making fart jokes and it's so funny

1:22.4

because we were thinking what should the topic be and

1:25.4

you were very like look I want to make sure that everyone is being heard who

1:30.8

needs to be heard because we've been giving them very specific

1:33.7

prompts but there might be some people that just need to say something and let it

1:37.8

out yeah I wanted this one to be like a general one like I could get it off your

1:42.0

chest yes like it like an open forum yeah like a

1:45.8

drunk town hall meeting yeah like a Hyde Park corner like a Quaker meeting like a a friend's meeting. Yeah, but you can use the F word. You know?

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