Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we’re discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationships, and confusing situationships.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner, and Desbisha.
0:05.0	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.8	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:16.2	Welcome back my little dialers look.
0:19.0	Little dialers is sticking because I've had a couple gigglers come up to me and say,
0:24.2	hey, I'm a giggler and a little dialer.
0:27.7	It seems like people have made their decision.
0:29.9	Yeah, the decisions made.
0:31.7	I'm over here in Ireland.
0:33.2	I got a traumatized fry, little mini terrier slash one of her kind of doggy is she is and she
0:44.3	misgenders her.
0:45.6	She still hasn't, well, you know, because her mother named her after Stephen Fry.
0:50.2	So I think of Stephen Fry and I get a mail in my head.
0:55.4	And then Fry is female.
0:57.6	So anyway, Stephen Fry is he on TikTok?
1:00.5	He's not on TikTok.
1:01.5	He's like a, he's a very famous British commentator guy, comedian, anyway, Fry is next to me
1:11.0	and she's traumatized because cultural difference between America and Ireland, they do fireworks
1:16.3	on Halloween and Ireland and the fireworks were out of control last night.
1:19.2	So Fry is hasn't recovered yet.
1:22.3	Dogs are like, why is this happening?
1:24.3	Why would they do this to us?
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