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Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

Little dialers is sticking because I've had a couple gigglers come up to me and say,

It seems like people have made their decision.

I got a traumatized fry, little mini terrier slash one of her kind of doggy is she is and she

She still hasn't, well, you know, because her mother named her after Stephen Fry.

So I think of Stephen Fry and I get a mail in my head.

He's like a, he's a very famous British commentator guy, comedian, anyway, Fry is next to me

and she's traumatized because cultural difference between America and Ireland, they do fireworks

on Halloween and Ireland and the fireworks were out of control last night.

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner, and Desbisha.
0:05.0	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.8	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:16.2	Welcome back my little dialers look.
0:19.0	Little dialers is sticking because I've had a couple gigglers come up to me and say,
0:24.2	hey, I'm a giggler and a little dialer.
0:27.7	It seems like people have made their decision.
0:29.9	Yeah, the decisions made.
0:31.7	I'm over here in Ireland.
0:33.2	I got a traumatized fry, little mini terrier slash one of her kind of doggy is she is and she
0:44.3	misgenders her.
0:45.6	She still hasn't, well, you know, because her mother named her after Stephen Fry.
0:50.2	So I think of Stephen Fry and I get a mail in my head.
0:55.4	And then Fry is female.
0:57.6	So anyway, Stephen Fry is he on TikTok?
1:00.5	He's not on TikTok.
1:01.5	He's like a, he's a very famous British commentator guy, comedian, anyway, Fry is next to me
1:11.0	and she's traumatized because cultural difference between America and Ireland, they do fireworks
1:16.3	on Halloween and Ireland and the fireworks were out of control last night.
1:19.2	So Fry is hasn't recovered yet.
1:22.3	Dogs are like, why is this happening?
1:24.3	Why would they do this to us?
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Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice

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Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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