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Welcome to Improved for Humans is Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improved for humans,

not for dragons, leave those hobbits alone today for other humans in myself.

So it's actually Improved 5 humans today will be improvising off your suggestions given to

me on Matt Besser, at Matt Besser on Twitter, your suggestions and other sources will inspire

stories, conversations, opinions and ultimately enchanted rings. What kind of theme am I on here?

Folks, we have some of the best improvisers in the world here. Ben Seaman,

used to buy shit at Goodwill. Oh no, I didn't buy stuff at Goodwill, I used to work at Target

and I would buy stuff on clearance and sell it on eBay. You'd sell it on eBay. Yeah, I made like

a thousand dollars selling KitchenAid tea kettles that went on clearance for like ten dollars

and then I'd sell them for like twenty dollars and I bought a whole bunch of them.

How did you know people would buy these kettles?

I bought like three and then I tried to sell them and they sold right away and then I was like

holy what's up with these kettles that people are on eBay looking for. I think because they're

KitchenAid brand and people are just very loyal to KitchenAid brand items but can't you just go

to the KitchenAid website and get these? But these would have cost you upwards of forty dollars.

For real, if you went to the main website. Yeah, it was because Target was carrying KitchenAid

stuff and then they were like no, we're not going to do that. Got too much. And so then I went to

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