Matt Walsh, Jon Gabrus, Lauren Lapkus
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2013
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Improv for Humans is brought to you by the brilliant sketch comedy show Portlandia. |
| 0:06.1 | Now airing Fridays on IFC it's the third season folks make sure to catch hilarious guest stars like Pat and Oswald, |
| 0:12.0 | Jim Gaffigan joining Fred Armson and Carrie Brownstein. |
| 0:15.6 | In the Emmy nominated series tune in for a brand new episode tomorrow night that's 10 Eastern 9th Central and IFC stop by IFC.com for more info. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to Improv! Humans are Matt Besser that's me this is Improv for humans. No 2012s allowed folks the first show. |
| 0:58.0 | 2013 sorry my ends you can't stop us today three other humans and myself we will continue to improvise into 2013 off your suggestions given to me at Matt Besser on Twitter why you not there yet. |
| 1:16.0 | Your suggestions other sources inspire stories conversations opinions and ultimately all the life's all life's secrets the answers always best improvise in the universe here. |
| 1:31.0 | What's your resolution for the new year no bullshit I have three really yes before we get started. |
| 1:39.0 | Are you supposed to have classically as it's supposed to be one or just as many as you know I said it was three which is why I really forced myself to make three is that wrong I don't know. |
| 1:49.0 | No it's not wrong you think it's supposed to be three I think there's any supposed to I think fewer is better though yeah my second to are not as important to me. |
| 1:59.0 | Okay do you want to let's start the second to work our way you are is go to Zumba or yoga sometimes. |
| 2:06.0 | That's a terrible vague I know but I can't put you can't put you can't put some time to a resolution I can though because every time I say I'm going to do it really regularly I never do and then I just feel bad. |
| 2:20.0 | So I think if I do it like once a month I can feel okay so 12 times year at least yeah that's actually a lot. |
| 2:27.0 | I think I went once last year so okay what's Zumba Zumba is like dance aerobics oh god it's like Latin infused I mean I heard. |
| 2:37.0 | A lot of men do it I know guys really I've never seen a man but it's I had a man teacher but it was it's really fun it's like very you're just doing like repetitive moves I mean. |
| 2:49.0 | Next one is resolution okay the next one is to be more money conscious because I used to be really money conscious and I was like a penny pincher. |
| 2:56.0 | Yeah and then I decided that I wasn't really going to do it anywhere once I was able to not have to worry about every single dollar. |
| 3:02.0 | Yeah one of the things that you buy when I this year yeah I mean it's not that crazy I would just go clothes shopping if I wanted to go on. |
| 3:09.0 | You like clothes yes you're like cute tops. |
| 3:11.0 | I love cute tops I love cute bottoms. |
| 3:14.0 | Handbags. |
| 3:15.0 | I love handbags. |
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