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No, Grinch is allowed. Today, three other humans and myself will be improvising

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Your suggestions will use them in other sources to inspire stories, conversations, opinions,

and ultimately, presents for everybody. Merry Christmas everybody. I got the best

improvisers in the universe here. Happy Holidays, Brian Husky. Oh, I think you met Besser for that.

Quickly. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten? The worst gift slash best because I always

talk about it is I got a tinfoil pizza pan and a box of instant chef-boy-ard pizza mix

from my cousins one time. They wrapped it up. They probably spent more money on the wrapping

paper in the boat and the pizza pan when it was tinfoil. Yeah. One day if you shake it,

it immediately crumbles and just falls apart and then it was like chef-boy-ard so it was.

And it was pizza makins? Yeah, it was like instant pizza stuff. So it had like a little packet of

cheese. And how old are you? 12, I think. And even at 12, are you like what the fuck? Of course,

I mean, that's that kind of tub where like, oh, wait, my cousins might be really stupid.

I'm starting to kind of- Was it like, they don't know who, because I had my aunt who never saw

sent me like candy land when I was 12. Like it was clearly she didn't know how old I was anymore.

Was it that kind of thing? Like they had, they didn't know what you looked like or who you were.

Yeah, at that time I was kind of pudgy so I was like, oh, they think I'm fat.

This is what you eat all the time. But then my mom was like, well, maybe they just don't have

very much money. But I didn't choose to sort of be sympathetic at all. I was like, no.

I'm probably making food with me. But it was one of those things when I-

Was that what you said? Yeah, I was just like, oh, everybody thinks all I want to do is eat

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