We Want The Black President

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🗓️ 15 October 2024

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.

Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?
Donold asked his followers if they would “rather have the Black president or the white president?”
Donold threatens using the military to go after “radical leftists” who don’t support him
Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion
A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race

Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won’t you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments.

Love,

God

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	It's just the man behind the curtain, the curtain being his wall of orange bronzer,
0:08.0	and do we want the black president or the orange one?
0:12.0	We want the black president damn it why wouldn't we the
0:16.1	last one the economy was roaring
0:18.7	Donald of course rode his co-ails. A town hall is where you face the music. He can't face the music, okay? So instead he just plays some.
0:31.0	I think this whole thing was about was that he didn't want there to be more videos of people
0:37.6	leaving while he was talking because it was hot as hell.
0:40.4	He should get used to that heat that hell heat
0:53.4	Well, hi there humans welcome to another big episode of the God pod I'm here today with my son and pal Jesus. Y M C, A, it's fun to be at the Y M,
0:58.4	see, I'm sorry, Dad, I've been watching so many Trump rallies recently that that song has been unfortunately running through my head.
1:05.6	Oh Jesus, I mean it's a good song and if anybody should be allowed to sing it it's you.
1:10.4	It's true. Because you ever see that meme that has you hanging there's a painting of you hanging on the cross and then there's a bunch of dudes in front of it doing the MCA with our arms because you're doing the why?
1:25.0	I haven't seen that no, but and I don't love that we are already bringing up my crucifixion.
1:31.0	Well, hey, hey, I'm just saying there's a good YMCA crucifixion joke.
1:35.1	Anyway, today everyone, we have a very serious show for you.
1:37.9	Donald Trump this week, Donald the dementor, he demented one he said a lot of crazy shit again Jesus he did I think he's flying further and further off the handle I mean the clips from these rallies are just one after the other non-stop craziness.
1:57.0	Just going crazy trying to me, you know, talking about how, do you want a white president? Do you want a black president? You know what Donald? We want the black president.
2:05.7	Before we play this clip reminder everybody visit the God Podcast
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2:14.3	We're putting out a lot of great content every week,
2:17.0	including video episodes of this podcast.
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