Beautiful, Fancy Apartment in NYC
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2015
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes each AND every one of you, including anyone who plays any kind of organized sport, back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Pauls special guest is Lauren Lapkus of Orange Is the New Black, Clipped, and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus! They chat about what sent Lauren to the hospital mostrecently, grounds for leaving a dentist,and what types of showbiz peoplestill smoke. Paul is then joined by Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery of The Worst Idea Of All Time Podcastto improvise a story set in a Beautiful, Fancy Apartment in NYC. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!LIVE episodes of SPONTANEANATION return to Largo on The Coroneton Saturday, February 6, 2016! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/SPONT0216
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome all of you. Each and everyone. Not just each one. And not just everyone. Bases covered. Welcome, baseball players. It's your time to shine in the summertime. |
| 0:23.1 | Hot dogs, Cracker Jacks. |
| 0:26.2 | Am I saying that correctly? |
| 0:30.3 | Charge. |
| 0:33.1 | Welcome to anyone who plays any organized sport. |
| 0:38.8 | Foreign sports, Paul, yes. |
| 0:41.1 | Even High-A-Lai players. |
| 0:44.8 | What is High-Lai? |
| 0:46.1 | Well, it's a word I learned when I was in school, when I was a wee lad. |
| 0:52.3 | And I feel like there was a specific reason we learned it, I think, because it begins with a J. |
| 0:59.0 | Does it? |
| 0:59.7 | I can remember. |
| 1:00.7 | Good job, schools. |
| 1:02.9 | You've made me stupid. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | It's not that this is not on me at all. |
| 1:09.6 | Not only did you do a poor job teaching me, you made it worse. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, I'm so glad I don't have to go to school anymore. Now, I've said this in public so many times, |
| 1:21.5 | and I'll never tire of saying it. School was the worst. The worst. And now, look, I'm a grown up. |
| 1:29.3 | I have responsibilities. |
| 1:30.6 | There's things I have to do that I don't want to do at all. |
| 1:33.9 | So happy. |
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