Freeport, Illinois

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone to unwrap the Christmas gift of a new SPONTANEANATION! This week, Paul's special guest is Ravi Patel of Grandfathered and Meet the Patels! They chat about Ravi's secretgirlfriend, what's going on with Mario Lopez, and thedifficulty oftaking compliments. Paul is then joined by Janet Varney, Chris Tallman, and Jean Villepique to improvise a story set in Freeport, Illinois. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!LIVE episodes of SPONTANEANATION return to Largo on The Coroneton Saturday, February 6, 2016! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/SPONT0216

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0:00.0	Welcome! Welcome! I raised my fists in victory! Yes, once again, we have laid low the forces of non-welcoming who would see us not welcome each other
0:23.7	with upraised fists.
0:26.8	Fists sometimes can be good.
0:30.3	That's right, guys.
0:32.3	Sometimes fists can be good.
0:35.2	Don't believe me.
0:37.4	Have you ever played a game of one potato two potato?
0:41.8	Not a game in itself.
0:44.3	It's a sort of ritual that helps you,
0:47.1	selection process that helps you play a game.
0:52.6	But we give it a name anyway.
0:56.1	Why? Why don But we give it a name anyway. Why?
0:57.5	Why don't we call it the potato ceremony?
1:01.8	Why aren't there special robes?
1:03.7	Oh, I love ceremony, you guys.
1:06.6	You know what?
1:09.1	I don't think I would have made the best pope.
1:15.1	But I would have totally been into all of the trappings.
1:20.2	I almost said fixings.
1:24.2	Oh, I love the Catholic Mass and all the fixings.
1:29.4	Eucharist bar.
1:32.0	Oh, the Eucharist.
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