Saltwater Tuffy Shoppe: Live from LA Podfest

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2015

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes the beautiful people of Beverly Hills ANDthe internet to a LIVEepisode of Spontaneanation recorded at the 2015 LA Podfest! This week, Paulsspecial guest is Andy Daly of Comedy Central's Review! They chat about Andy's on-camera experience with lizards, how Andy learned to tell time, and his mistrust of the ocean. Paul is then joined by Matt Gourley, Craig Cackowski, and Janet Varney to improvise a story set at a Saltwater Tuffy Shoppe. And as always, Eban Schletter (only the best) scores it all on piano!LIVE episodes of SPONTANEANATION return to Largo on The Coronet on Saturday, February 6, 2016! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/SPONT0216

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0:00.0	Thank you. Thank you. The God, I hope that website is down right now.
0:38.3	God, I hope that website is down right now.
0:54.3	Silence!
0:55.0	Sh!
0:57.0	Nobody saw that.
1:01.0	Hi. Welcome. Welcome.
1:20.6	Welcome
1:22.6	welcome all of ye to spontaneous nation
1:26.6	where anything can happen. to spontaneous nation where
1:28.2	anything can happen
1:30.2	people's very lives are
1:34.4	at stake
1:34.8	as all of our lives are
1:39.0	all of the time
1:40.7	you know what it is said
1:43.9	that whenever you leave the house you all of the time. Do you know what it said?
1:46.9	That whenever you leave the house,
1:50.1	you will be killed within a mile of your home.
1:54.6	Now, I haven't checked those stats in a while.
1:58.6	I feel it's time for an update.
2:03.6	But what do I know? How many times has there been an attempt on my life?
2:07.6	Are you Jeff Garlanding me on my own show?
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