Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 3
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
When Moriarty Newman makes an offer, is it one you can't refuse? Is it one you'd turn on your allies for? Is it one one that will bring you closer to... honey?
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We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome back, victims. |
| 0:10.0 | Welcome back, victims, to rude tales of magic. We've got a really exciting episode for you to |
| 0:17.2 | fright. We've got a special guest. That's fright. The groundbreaking breakthrough Hong Kong martial artist Jackie Chan. |
| 0:27.0 | It was a huge get and we essentially bankrupted the company getting him, |
| 0:32.0 | but we here at Bucket of Milk like to think it was completely worth it. |
| 0:36.5 | Unfortunately, his audio was unusable because moments after he started recording locally over Zencaster, he was pulled into a high octane and comically charged chase around all of Hong Kong. |
| 0:49.0 | The things he did with ladders. |
| 0:51.0 | You wouldn't believe it. Of course, because podcasting is an entirely non-visual |
| 0:56.3 | medium, his thrilling blend of death-defying peeking opera school acrobatics and Buster |
| 1:01.1 | Keaton influenced physical comedy registered as nothing more than the awful din of honking buses, |
| 1:07.2 | shattering windows and ladders clattering to the ground. |
| 1:11.2 | Also, he forgot to upload the files to Dropbox anyway so we couldn't even use that. But rest assured he was present for this recording even if there's no evidence of it whatsoever. He really liked everything Branson |
| 1:26.4 | said and you could tell he liked him more than the rest of the cast. Anyway, Tim has once again asked me not to go long with this intro, but I found out that Tim isn't the one writing my checks, so it registered as nothing more than the trombone sound of a Charlie Brown adult when he spoke to me. |
| 1:47.0 | Also, while he was here in the graveyard begging me not to shine my light, |
| 1:52.3 | I saw him praying and crying at the grave of a serial killer. |
| 1:58.0 | He fucked up! I couldn't hear him, but I saw him mouth the words, I am as evil as this man in my way. |
| 2:08.0 | Mm. This reporter can't help but editorialize by adding I agree |
| 2:16.1 | Anyway, here's episode three of Bears the blessing of the obelisk |
| 2:25.0 | Thank you, grief Riker of the blessing of the obelisk. Last time on Bears the blessing of the obelisk, |
| 2:28.0 | the gang was able to unlock the honeycomb throne of the first queen, |
| 2:31.0 | only for that throne to be immediately seized by Moriarty Newman, an antagonist |
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