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I think you did a marvelous job fighting that big shark that attacked our boat honey.

Well in the end it still sunk us,

and now we're just paddling around in the ocean

on a hunk of driftwood.

We'll get back to land soon, my darling.

Hopefully before nightfall, and it gets cold out here.

Oh my goodness and our nighttime bedroom temperature has a huge impact on sleep quality.

Yes, if only we had our miracle-made bedsheets to keep us from waking up too hot or too cold

Stranded out here in the open sea.

Miracle-Made sheets are inspired by NASA and use silver-infused fabrics that are temperature regulating

So you can sleep at the perfect temperature all night long no matter the weather.

Yes, and that silver prevents up to 99.7% of bacterial growth,

leaving them to stay cleaner and fresh three times longer than other sheets.

And hold on, do you see what I see?

There's a cruise ship on the horizon. It's massive. We're saved.

Well, let's not get our hopes up.

We might be rescued by a huge luxury ship,

but I doubt the accommodations compared to our miracle-made sheets.

They feel as nice, if not nicer, than sheets used by some five-star

hotels, and that includes Titanic-sized cruise ships.

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