Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 2

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps::

Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.0	I'm sad to have caught our summer vacation short, but I'm glad we managed to catch the last fairy out of this little island town.
0:13.6	Well, what were we supposed to do?
0:15.2	It's so hot, and our rental had no air conditioning,
0:18.2	ruining my sleep.
0:19.8	Not to mention the fact we couldn't go swimming once because of that big shark everyone's talking about.
0:25.3	What are they calling him? Claws?
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1:04.9	without the high price tag of other luxury brands.
1:08.0	We've been on this boat a while, right?
1:11.2	Let me go see what's the hold of, getting us back to the mainland. You enticed the captain with our deals.
1:17.0	Gotcha.
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1:39.3	Miracle-Made is so
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