Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 1

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Just when you thought it safe to sweeten your tea- all the honey in the world was gone. For centuries. Miss you, you sweet golden amber you. And that's all there is to it, certainly nothing a Prince (Ali Fisher), a Professor (Christopher Hastings), a Grizzled Sea Captain (Joe Lepore), a hacker (Carly Monardo), and a washed-up thief (Branson Reese), can do about it. Why if a bunch that ragtag wanted to get honey back, they'd need, I don't even know, some kind of blessing? From, shoot, an Obelisk? Just spitballing here. I guess this what you get when you enter the twisted world of TIM PLATT.

P.S. RIP to Museum Gift Shops

Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Say is this fine weather for a day at the beach.
0:09.0	Over here, darling, I found an open spot.
0:12.0	Oh! my apologies.
0:14.0	I didn't mean to wake you from your nap in the sun.
0:16.0	Didn't get much sleep last night?
0:18.0	It's hot outside and your nighttime bedroom temperature has a huge impact on your sleep quality.
0:22.0	If you wake up too hot or too cold, I... bedroom temperature and use silver infused fabrics that are temperature regulating so you can sleep
0:33.8	with the perfect temperature all night long. I've got the coolers. Oh is this a friend of
0:38.9	yours? No we've just met. I was telling them about miracle-made sheets, which are infused with silver that
0:44.5	prevent up to 99.7% of bacterial growth, leaving them to stay cleaner and fresh three times
0:49.5	longer than other sheets. No more gross odors.
0:52.3	Better for your skin too.
0:54.1	Bacteria can clog your pores.
0:56.1	Sleep clean with miracle made.
0:58.3	Anyway, I assumed you knew each other since you went right over to them to put up the
1:01.9	chairs and umbrella even though the
1:03.2	entire rest of the beach is empty. Is it? I hadn't noticed. You'll have to pardon my
1:08.2	husband. He can't help but talk about miracle-made sheets, which by the way are luxuriously comfortable without the high price tag of other luxury brands and feel as nice if not nicer than sheets used by some five star hotels.
1:22.0	I'm going for a swimming.
1:24.0	All right, to see you later.
1:26.0	When you get home, make sure to go to try miracle.com
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