Quickly, my love, now that we are reunited from our separate cells, we can escape from the

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You know, I'm not really faceless.

I just keep my shameful features in the shadows but if you're so curious

You look fine. Maybe some acne.

It's hideous.

When was the last time you changed your pillowcase?

I don't think I've thought about it.

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