Beach Cops Episode 219: Handsome Little Boy Rum

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On this episode, the gang talks Book Fair books, school stores, and Little Caesar’s Pan-Pan. Also, Andrew recounts a story of being jumped in elementary school and using his fat to his advantage. O’Neill intelligently breaks down how the insults of 4th graders wouldn’t hurt as much as an adult. Then, they argue about the size of ships in a bottle. After that, they invent new types of rum that would feature Andy as a mascot figure dressed as a little Dutch boy. They finally talk about South American/Mexican alien mummies, which inspires O’Neill to try speaking Spanish. Then, Andy reads comments on the Whazzup Man of Reddit AITA.

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0:00.0	It feels like that's my fancy.
0:03.0	Yeah, it's a good thing.
0:04.0	Right.
0:06.0	He turned me down to some of my pants.
0:10.0	Mentally handicap guy bangs, high, hot, hot heroin, shit.
0:14.4	Heroin she.
0:16.4	Got me.
0:18.4	I bet you his hog was at normal and still.
0:21.6	What is that? Oh my penis. My Tumme feels funny.
0:25.0	My Tumee feels funny.
0:34.0	Fmy feels funny.
0:35.0	Ugh.
0:37.0	It's the beach cops.
0:41.0	Beach.
0:42.0	Wait, we have no more music.
0:42.6	Oh, there we go.
0:44.4	Hello?
0:47.4	Great way to get us pumped up for the show.
0:51.0	Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, if you're listening at home that buzzer was me shaking Andrew's hand. I've got one of those
0:57.2	hand buzzers. Yeah, we did that. I think this is me spraying water from a flower
1:02.4	into O'Neil's face.
1:03.3	I used to have one of those hand buzzers.
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