Beach Cops Episode 218: Diaper Neighbors
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Go to GreenChef.com/60beachcops and use code 60beachcops to get 60% off plus free shipping. GreenChef: “The #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well”
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Aaron has an insane divorce story from his neighborhood. We offer him a series of Crunchwrap based gambits and see what he’ll take. Andy’s neighbor washes his clothes with a hose and uses adult diapers for the craziest thing. Aaron’s neighbor tries to give him meat. Andy does more back-pain talk, and the fans weigh in. Then, he gets on the floor and does stretches.
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you to our sponsor, Green Chef, go to greenchef.com slash 60 Beach Cops and |
| 0:07.2 | use code 6060 Beach Cops to get 60% off plus free shipping. That's greenchef.com |
| 0:13.8 | slash 60 Beach Cops and use the code 60 Beach Cops to get 60% off plus free shipping. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you to our sponsor, Green Chef, go to greenchef.com slash 60 Beach Cops and use the code 60 Beach Cops and use the code 60 Beach Cops to get 60% off plus free shipping. |
| 1:00.0 | Beach Cops. Still can't believe it's real. Oh, what's this? |
| 1:19.8 | What? Long, slow slide whistle. Oh, man. You do, you do, you do, slide whistle. Oh, my God. |
| 1:29.6 | That's good stuff. Oh, let me plug these dates real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 1:33.1 | I will be on the Irish affair wrong side of history tour November 1st through the 14th. Me and Steven |
| 1:40.1 | Ren is easy. We are going all over the Midwest, a ton of shows, get those tickets and then mid November, |
| 1:47.5 | November 18th, I will be at Trevino's headlining in Merced. And then I've got some exciting end of |
| 1:54.1 | February Colorado dates. Once those get settled in, I will tell you where and when. Oh, yeah. I'm all over the |
| 2:00.8 | place. Get it going. Do you have a website yet? Yeah. What is it? It's right here. |
| 2:08.0 | Shut the fuck up. Now building it this week. Ryan O'Neill's hand.com. Yeah, see what it says. |
| 2:14.5 | I'll be posting everything on Instagram. These fucking you got to get this wrong side of history tour. |
| 2:19.7 | Aaron was kick things off. You said you had some crazy story that you needed to tell us. |
| 2:26.4 | Hang on one second. Thank you, Aaron. Uh-oh. Aaron. |
| 2:50.4 | We love when you get horny and we love when you jerk off under your death. |
| 2:58.5 | That's true. |
| 3:01.6 | We love your sick impressions and we love when you ask questions and we love when you have to |
| 3:10.9 | restart the stream. We do love that. Yeah. That's cross. |
| 3:16.4 | Thank you for sharing Aaron. Thank you for carrying Aaron. |
| 3:31.4 | The great pepper goons. What a truly special song. Very good. Thank you, Aaron. |
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