Beach Cops Episode 217: Pork Report Edition

Slop Quest

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Another fantastic, classy, dignified episode of the Pork Report with Ryan and Andrew. Andy buys a soundboard for a dollar and immediately gets decision fatigue. Andrew and Ryan try to create a game show called “Read O’Neill’s Mind”, but it doesn’t pan out. Then, they talk Cadbury turkeys and nacho cheese turkeys. Andy shows O’Neill Gymkata for the first time, and they brainstorm more Olympic-based action films.

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0:00.0	The It's a low resolution.
0:23.0	I haven't seen resolution that low.
0:28.0	This is my New Year's resolution.
0:30.0	More like New Year's revolution. resolution. Welcome! Welcome all right to the pork report baby. We're back by popular demand.
0:59.0	Sorry Andrews just get out of the toilet.
1:02.0	Yeah, I just felt the toilet into the seat.
1:04.4	You got to turn it down.
1:05.5	It sounded like I was in the ball.
1:06.9	Was it too loud?
1:07.7	It sounded like I was a turn.
1:09.8	You want me turn that down to cut hair? Somebody already have already requests
1:14.0	hope you guys talk about how massive hogballs are
1:17.0	they are huge dude they're so huge
1:20.0	they're so huge they're so huge they're so huge
1:21.0	that sometimes the pigs shit on them.
1:23.2	How huge are they?
1:27.2	Knock, knock.
1:28.0	Who's there?
1:32.0	Massive hogballs.
1:33.2	Wait, we don't have to knock, knock, we're in the future now.
1:36.0	Who's there?
1:38.0	Massive hogball.
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