Beach Cops Episode 216: Pork Chops the Movie

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All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Ryan talks about politicians working way past the retirement point, and Aaron recounts amazing movies. Then, O’Neill and DeWitt create an action movie called Pork Chops about karate police partners who fight children.

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0:00.0	I guess I can't.
0:08.1	I can't.
0:10.1	You know what I'm talking about?
0:13.3	That's funny.
0:14.3	The good news is when you're boning.
0:17.6	Anybody knocks on the door like, what's going on up there?
0:21.2	You're like, what's going on?
0:25.2	Do you have it?
0:47.9	Yeah, yeah, I was waiting for the classic oh there we go
0:51.0	Yeah, it's the time where the spooks come out and the meals get me to play.
1:04.4	Also, if you want to see me play, I got a big tour announcement, ladies and gentlemen,
1:09.0	this is Brian O'Neill.
1:10.5	I'm going to be on the road.
1:11.9	This is a bus tour with Ari Shafir, Steve Renazizi, and we're going all over the fucking
1:17.0	Midwest.
1:18.0	My home, away from home, I want to be at Omaha, Minneapolis, Madison, Chicago, Iowa
1:27.7	City, Springfield, Tulsa, Kansas City, Louisville, Indianapolis, St. Louis, and Fort Wayne.
1:36.0	Plus, another undisclosed date that will be coming up available to me.
1:41.6	It's a surprise date.
1:42.6	I don't know how they will tell me, but we're going to be doing clubs during the week,
1:46.5	theaters on the weekends, shows are being added as we speak, because the shit is selling
1:51.7	out.
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