Beach Cops Episode 213: They're on the East Coast

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Go to GreenChef.com/60beachcops and use the code 60beachcops to get 60% off and free shipping. Green Chef: "The #1 meal kit for eating well"!

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops

Andrew needs to be hypnotized to fall asleep and also can’t keep in touch with his relatives on the East coast. Ryan takes umbrage with the lyrics to ”Bongos” and tries to rewrite them. Danish recaps an emotionally abusive new 90 Day Fiancé. Andrew asks the gang a hypothetical question, and then it’s Danish and O’Neill vs Andy in a TLC reality show pitch off.

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0:00.0	Thank you to one of our sponsors Green Chef looking to stock up on functional snacks and clean
0:05.5	beverages to energize you during busy fall days. Well shop their latest offering green bundles
0:10.1	available at Green Market. You're one stop shop for nutritious. Grab and go breakfast,
0:14.8	brunch kits, wholesome lunches, ready to eat snacks and more. You can easily add to
0:19.0	your weekly order. Go to greenchef.com slash 60 Beach Cops. That's the number 60 Beach
0:25.4	Cops and use the code 60 Beach Cops. You get 60% off plus free shipping. That's greenchef.com
0:32.0	slash 60 Beach Cops and use the code 60 Beach Cops. You get 60% off plus free shipping. Green
0:38.7	Chef, the number one meal kit for eating well.
1:08.7	Beach Cops, coming at you. Hot gravy. Happy September 11th.
1:37.7	It's just a little bugle. It's going to be September 11th or the Kentucky Derby. It's
1:54.7	going to be a little bugle. Crazy to play as a September 11th. It's just a little bugle.
2:05.7	Aaron was just telling us that he got engaged at the September 11th Memorial in New York.
2:11.7	Is that true, Aaron? That's not true. I have a softball. A softball that opened in half. Did
2:18.7	you have that? That would have been perfect. It threw it in his wife's face and it broke
2:22.7	in half. And she was like, why'd you do that? It's like pinched to me. That's aggressive. What's
2:27.7	the show about Ryan O'Neill? It's about a bunch of three dudes just telling it like it is.
2:36.7	It's another dude. Another dude that's always disappointed. Basically, you know, Andy
2:47.7	before the show started, have you ever talked about this? You said your dad had to hypnotize
2:51.7	you to get you to sleep as a kid. I have talked about it. I don't even remember. You remember
2:55.7	you was playing those audios. He did that. He would literally hypnotize me with a
3:05.7	not like a pocket watch. You go back and forth with his balls. Yeah. Yeah. There you go.
3:12.7	That's what he would do. He just went his balls back and forth. That's how most people
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