Beach Cops Episode 212: The Open Letter
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Listeners come together to write O’Neill an open letter one line at a time to get him to stop his bad boy zone behavior. The letter predictably goes off the rails. After that, the gang explains an idea DeWitt and O'Neill once had to Aaron. Andy’s back goes out again, as Danish shows a beautiful horse, which Ryan thinks is a psyop. Then, they talk about the diarrhea plane.
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| 0:00.0 | They're so forced. |
| 0:05.0 | Of course. |
| 0:07.0 | They're so forced. |
| 0:13.0 | Of course. |
| 0:14.0 | Of course. |
| 0:16.0 | Of course. |
| 0:23.0 | So, it's ghosted. |
| 0:26.0 | Of course. |
| 0:28.0 | Of course. |
| 0:31.0 | Of course. |
| 0:36.0 | It's ghost. |
| 0:42.0 | All right. |
| 0:43.0 | Hey guys, happy spooky season. |
| 0:45.0 | It is? |
| 0:46.0 | Have you seen the ghost of Danish? |
| 0:50.0 | Has great hair and swims like a fish? |
| 0:58.0 | Have you seen the ghost of O'Neal? |
| 1:04.0 | Has a knife and mace and the chuck of steel? |
| 1:12.0 | Oh boy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 1:16.0 | Gonna pays the wait if he don't chill. |
| 1:20.0 | Have you seen the ghost of O'Neal? |
| 1:24.0 | I forgot about the Tazing era. |
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