Beach Cops Episode 214: The Extra Classy Pork Report Edition
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Jeff is out of town, so to keep it together, DeWitt and O’Neill decide to ditch the cargo shorts and dress up like two true gentlemen. O’Neill asks Andy to plunder-wash his laundry for $1.75. Aaron gets “kind of“ horny. Andy’s friend Burt stays up all night dreaming of $50,000. O’Neill and Andy role play a car dealership where Andy keeps being mistaken for a woman. O’Neill roasts character testimonies for Danny Masterson. Then, it’s business ideas galore! Including their own character witness testimony business.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh... |
| 0:05.5 | And we just do all the sound |
| 0:30.0 | Oh |
| 0:39.6 | Bitch cops |
| 0:48.7 | Come on, Etchia. Guess what ladies and gentlemen. This is the pork report |
| 0:53.8 | We have very special episode for you |
| 0:55.8 | Yeah, we're gonna keep it extra classy |
| 0:57.6 | It's Andy D's nuts, and it's Ryan. Oh |
| 1:01.4 | Neal down and suck on these |
| 1:06.4 | I thought you were gonna keep this classy. Oh, you're right. I forgot this is classy |
| 1:10.8 | We're supposed to talk with British accents the entire time. Hello |
| 1:14.7 | I'm gonna hear more of that. Hello |
| 1:20.2 | There we go. I got my do reg. You know what I call this I call this uh cowboy gangster |
| 1:26.4 | Yeah, cuz you love that fucking song |
| 1:29.6 | We're gonna get a cowboy. Yeah, how's it go? It goes boom |
| 1:35.6 | I'm a kid. Oh cowboy dude. Okay, I'll we just start off 4 a.m |
| 1:40.4 | Yes, I was a woken to the sound of gunfire. Holy shit again. Not only this |
| 1:47.1 | It sounded like it was right outside our window. Oh my car alarm went off |
| 1:52.0 | I gr- I shot up out of bed my wife did too |
| 1:55.3 | I grabbed her I threw her down the side of the bed away from the window |
| 1:59.9 | Yeah, and then just laid it was that fucking crazy. Oh, fuck man dude. It sounded now. You know what night sound travels |
| 2:08.1 | But wait, time out |
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