Beach Cops Episode 211: The Charming Fart Debate
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
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On this one, the gang debates if there is ever a “charming” way to blast a big old beefer in front of a potential significant other to score points. Once again, Ryan gives sound dating advice, and the boys test their knowledge of the states and capitals, while Danish plays cannon sound effects over them. It’s a good one!
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| 0:00.0 | Elix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. |
| 0:06.5 | Go to helixleap.com slash beach cops all one word and use the code helix partner 20. |
| 0:13.4 | That's H-E-L-I-X-P-A-R-T-N-E-R 20. |
| 0:17.2 | This is their best offer yet and it will last long with helix better sleep starts now. |
| 0:30.0 | The first was the best because it's got the 94 911 fucking turbo dude the 3.6 |
| 0:52.6 | last of the fucking last of the fucking last of the last of the big fat rear wheel drivers |
| 1:02.2 | on the main fat wheel real quick. |
| 1:08.4 | Welcome to episode 211 you are listening to beach cops whoa that was great was that a YouTube |
| 1:14.8 | video? |
| 1:15.8 | Of course it's right here oh bend over I'll show you again there we go there's that word |
| 1:24.5 | play to start us off oh we're out of the gate top of the mornin to yeah are you doing accents |
| 1:30.2 | yeah can I do one yeah hey bro what are you doing oh Tommy we're having a wonderful |
| 1:38.1 | day here on beach cops two and left and that Jamaican or Irish yeah it plays a |
| 1:43.6 | way to Jamaican Irish guy I don't get my car all mashed up but that's the real black Irish |
| 1:51.3 | is the Jamaican Irish Jamaican me horny Irish that's your favorite song because the Irish fled to |
| 1:56.8 | Jamaica they did the bad ones what was it the IRA or the ERA yeah they all and so it's like |
| 2:04.8 | uh the R.S. living in South America they lived in Jamaica they're just like hey top of the |
| 2:10.6 | mornin to you bro I stepped on a pop top pop I blew up my flip flop it sounds like yeah you're |
| 2:19.7 | material is a Bob Marley movie coming out I saw the trailer for it oh yeah yeah it's a 3D |
| 2:25.6 | 48 yeah there's explosion at one point he's fucking shooting a machine gun as he jumps backwards |
| 2:31.4 | through a window oh yeah he does it because he's trying to uh jump across to another building |
| 2:38.2 | so he has a machine gun and he runs jumps and then shoots to get extra propulsion I heard Bob |
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