Beach Cops Episode 210: The Bad Boy Zone
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, please go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops
This one starts with the gang recovering from the horrific Hurricane Hilary. Aaron gets a controversial text from a famous comedian. Ryan tries to come up with a new Desert Eagle business, and Danish creates a hypothetical cartel art career for Andy. They debate the best ingredients for traditional ancient medicine. Then, Andy makes AI tell O’Neill he’s a very bad boy. AI doesn't stop there - it tells O'Neill the terrible fate he's facing if he doesn't change his bad boy ways.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:30.0 | It's a bit like that for a while. If we wrote a pornographic child's book |
| 0:54.3 | What |
| 0:59.3 | Hey, it wasn't me |
| 1:02.3 | They were interviewing somebody who wanted their voice to start it. What a weird day. By the way, ladies and gentlemen |
| 1:08.7 | You're no longer talking to just regular beach cups. We are hurricane Hillary survivors. Oh God our way. Yeah |
| 1:17.6 | I had to bring your daughter to work day your daughter's outside |
| 1:21.5 | Yeah, she's outside working at a table. She brought buzzy |
| 1:25.0 | Because |
| 1:27.0 | The hurricane demolished her school they four to five mile-power wids all day |
| 1:35.8 | 5.30 last night in the rain stopped at like 10 p.m. I live on the second floor |
| 1:40.4 | I had sandbags on the first did you really floor all right and then on the on my floor |
| 1:45.6 | I had sandbags outside my door and inside my door and I had them |
| 1:50.5 | We were in the bathtub |
| 1:52.5 | We hung out in the bathtub all day long waiting for this hurricane to pass over |
| 1:59.4 | Yeah, it was it was touching go there for a while. Dude. I was outside hiking |
| 2:04.6 | In a hurricane. It was a soft rain. It was a heavy drizzle with four to five mile-power wids |
| 2:10.4 | Well didn't it get downgraded before so it was a tropical storm and even then it wasn't I don't know why they canceled school |
| 2:15.7 | Got downgraded it's sunny right now. Why did they what was their reason they said |
| 2:20.9 | That there were places in Los Angeles County that you haven't may not have seen that are looking pretty bad |
| 2:27.0 | Oh, I saw a teacher coming from or what I don't know |
| 2:29.5 | I obviously if it's not where you are, then what does that matter? I don't know I was pissed though |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.