Beach Cops Episode 209: Desert Eagle
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.
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On this episode, O’Neill has some tough but fair relationship advice for a morgue employee. Also, O’Neill talks horror movies. Andrew discusses his intense ballet training and then he proves he has a 12 inch vert. Danish and O’Neill make him post to Reddit’s AITA, and he’s too scared to do it.
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| 0:00.0 | helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our |
| 0:05.0 | listeners go to helixsleep.com slash peach cops all one word this is their |
| 0:09.2 | best offer yet and it won't last long with helix better sleep starts now |
| 0:30.0 | it's |
| 0:52.9 | I'm going to the beach and surfing on just like at the end of point break |
| 1:10.9 | I can hear you if you guys go surfing I'm going to be like at the ever be |
| 1:20.9 | swaysy at the pat are you really going to go do you want to be count |
| 1:25.1 | of reefs I kind of do and you're like I don't want to go and I just like let me |
| 1:29.0 | go dude I but I'll be the count of reefs on a bookie board who's also fat and |
| 1:33.3 | also not that part of the die out there you don't have fins you're gonna go to |
| 1:36.5 | hurricane with no fence that's in the applause you'll get when you ride a |
| 1:39.8 | hurricane hurricane Hillary way should do that right it all the way to the |
| 1:43.4 | fucking parking right it all the way to a different city you would never catch |
| 1:48.5 | that wave without fins dude yes it's zero you will die I'll be count of |
| 1:54.7 | reefs and you'll be swaysy and you know how swaysy just disappears and dies |
| 1:59.3 | yeah that will be you but I'm too fat to disappear and I'll go you can't do it |
| 2:03.9 | dude the other seals will take me in and I'm gonna lay on the ground and fire |
| 2:07.2 | my gun into the air like 20 times yeah that's so gay John Little Mike |
| 2:11.7 | all right you're out you're out John Little Mike fly in you call this a hurricane |
| 2:17.3 | this is the last out here yeah these are big ways for a normal day but not |
| 2:21.2 | hurricane today it'd be fucked in fucking what did it corduroy jeans in the |
| 2:27.9 | water no shirt corduroy jeans he would be swaysy and I put I'm going out |
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