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Beach Cops Episode 208: Styrofoam Jail

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

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On this episode of Beach Cops, Aaron tells us about a styrofoam jail from his youth. Ryan grills Andy about a Disney audition that featured adult content. Danish reveals Obama’s secret naughty letters, and the gang has some insane theories. Then, they talk about the underrated TV show, Alien Nation. And, Andrew shows everyone his new DIY washing machine.

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0:00.0

I'm loving it.

0:02.0

I'm loving it.

0:04.0

I'm loving it.

0:06.0

I'm loving it.

0:08.0

I just go,

0:10.0

I'm loving it.

0:12.0

I'm loving it.

0:14.0

I'm loving it.

0:16.0

Can you really sing?

0:18.0

I got a job in a music show.

0:20.0

Can you actually sing?

0:22.0

Like a song, or?

0:24.0

Alright.

0:26.0

No big deal.

0:28.0

You're seeing songs for the day.

0:30.0

I'll tell you, I told her I was just going to carve a bad one in me.

0:34.0

What?

0:36.0

I'm going to carve a new one out.

0:38.0

Bitch cops.

0:44.0

Spooky man's back.

0:46.0

I heard you were having a dark show today.

0:48.0

Spooky season is here, man.

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