Beach Cops Episode 205: Margarita Hiking

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On this episode of Beach Cops, Ryan goes hiking drunk, Andrew recounts an old story about Taco Bell Gorditas that goes wrong. A dude gets shown racy pictures on a plane by a lady, and Air Marshal Andrew catches them. Danish reads a political article about farts. Then, they find out about one of the funniest police evidence seizures of all time.

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0:00.0	And I feel it too.
0:09.2	It's a water.
0:10.1	I'm just forced.
0:11.5	Should get the water.
0:12.8	Now, you want to be the first one.
0:15.8	The water, isn't it?
0:17.6	Get it the first time.
0:19.7	You want to be the first time.
0:21.1	You're ready to do that, bucks?
0:22.8	I'm going to be the first one.
0:25.0	I'm going to be the first one.
0:26.2	I'm going to be the first one.
0:27.0	Sorry.
0:27.6	It's so loud that he wears it, dude.
0:46.6	All aboard!
0:51.6	Wake up Monday morning Beach Gaps.
0:55.6	Good morning everybody.
0:56.6	This is Monday hoarding, dude.
0:58.6	This is when you go out and buy shit and store it in your garage.
1:01.6	Good morning to you.
1:03.6	Good morning to you.
1:05.6	Thank you.
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