Beach Cops Episode 204: Jeff Dunham's Dandies

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All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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O’Neill has a family incident with fireworks and then launches so many Roman candles he looks like a chimney sweep. Then, the gang imagines Andy’s "pirate" teaming up with Somali pirates. There’s some more black powder talk. After, there’s some AI talk mixed with some Scottish Lords talk that gets derailed by a "special" headstand request from O’Neill. The gang imagines what would happen if Jehovah’s Witness ladies were super turned-on, while Aaron critiques their conversion rates. Aaron breaks down all of Jeff Dunham’s puppets, and the gang goes nuts.

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0:00.0	We'll go through the summer short day.
0:04.0	Hey!
0:30.0	I can't believe that.
0:31.0	Fart, dude.
0:32.0	We're back ladies and gentlemen, we were gone and now we have
0:59.9	returned.
1:00.9	Return of the Beach Cops.
1:01.9	Gone and forgot.
1:02.9	Return of the Beach Cops.
1:03.9	Return of the Cops.
1:04.9	Oh my god.
1:06.9	Here we are.
1:08.9	Return of the Cops.
1:09.9	We're going to Niel Andowit.
1:11.9	A quick early Patreon plug.
1:14.6	You got to check out the Patreon today.
1:16.7	We got a call that must be heard to be believed.
1:21.1	Was it a drunk call?
1:22.1	It's a little bit of that, but this one's not that, but there's a good variety.
1:26.5	So you might want to check out the Patreon to get access.
1:29.6	We're going to wait for the second.
1:30.6	I've heard that.
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