Beach Cops Episode 206: Nerf Wars Cold Sores

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Andy brings in Nerf guns, and it makes the opening of the show extremely chaotic. Then, he gets (fake) cheese lip so bad it gives him a lip pimple. He also has some new surf tales and claims he popped the supposed lip pimple boogie boarding. O’Neill makes fun of Andy’s favorite spice shoppe. After that, there’s more Slingblade and Mrs. Doubtfire improv. Ronald Reagan drops in on them. Danish introduces Andy to Ice Spice via Obama’s new playlist. Ryan then raps about his juicy buttocks.

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0:00.0	Music
0:24.7	Oh, man. You guys here, right?
0:29.7	Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
0:37.7	Bitch cops!
0:43.7	Show me that hole, David!
0:45.7	Show me the fucking hole!
0:47.7	Thank you, Eric!
0:48.7	Oh, you know what, Ryan, this morning I was looking at this new lighting.
0:51.7	I was like, wow, my eyes look really baggy and saggy.
0:54.7	Yeah, it looks like you have two nut sacks under your eyes.
0:58.7	That's funny.
0:59.7	You know, I heard that you like an HBO show.
1:03.7	Yeah, two cute TV.
1:04.7	Yeah, that reminds me of a video that I used to rent from blockbuster
1:08.7	with my brother and sister all the time.
1:10.7	What was it called?
1:11.7	Baby animals just want to have fun.
1:12.7	Oh, what is it, a BCL?
1:15.7	Isn't that Cindy Lauper?
1:17.7	It was based on that.
1:19.7	If you're watching the video, we have a new lighting system here in the studio,
1:23.7	and it is, well, it's accurate, but it's interesting.
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