Beach Cops Episode 203: Goofin' Through the Door
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Andrew “thinks” he saw an extremely tall lady adult film being filmed in an alley. Someone’s wife goofs through the metal security door and then her and Andy do prairie dog noises, while O’Neill is on the toilet. Andy finds out about an AI app that generates erotic stories and goes nuts with it and toys with the idea of using it as a wonderful anniversary gift. Then, they use the app to make a story about Ryan and Aaron kissing. Andy seeks validation for his robot model from a very unlikely source. Danish gets a heartfelt email from a fan and Dementia Ronald Reagan gives him some solid love advice.
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| 0:00.0 | . |
| 0:30.0 | BITCH COPS! |
| 0:46.0 | Thank you, Aaron! |
| 0:52.0 | Welcome to BeachCops Episode 203! |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, 200 and watch me pee! |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, 200 and we, we! |
| 1:02.0 | Let's start off. You said you saw something on the way over here. |
| 1:06.0 | I saw a fucking porno being made before 10 o'clock in the morning. |
| 1:11.0 | Where? |
| 1:12.0 | I was going down Burbank Boulevard. |
| 1:14.0 | What are we doing here? |
| 1:16.0 | In an alley, super tall lady. |
| 1:18.0 | How tall? |
| 1:20.0 | Seven feet? |
| 1:21.0 | No, like over six feet. |
| 1:23.0 | So you think this is tall porn? |
| 1:25.0 | Maybe she was thin, tall, totally naked, |
| 1:29.0 | spreading the butt cheeks for a camera crew. |
| 1:31.0 | Whoa! |
| 1:32.0 | I think this was spreading butt cheeks. |
| 1:35.0 | They were targeting you. |
| 1:37.0 | I almost wrecked my fucking car. |
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