Beach Cops Episode 202: Prairie Dog Noises
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops
On this episode of Beach Cops, Ryan reveals that his goofy wife won’t stop doing prairie dog noises, and it’s driving him insane. There‘s some kidney selling talk, and then Andy reveals an industry secret that a big time producer and friend of Ari Shaffir‘s is very concerned about Ari's out of control hemorrhoids. Andy pleads for more writing assignments, and they roast the Penn State dog professor (he's a man, not a dog...just listen to eliminate any confusion).
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Helix mattress by supporting Helix, you're allowing them to support us in our show. |
| 0:05.7 | Go purchase your Helix and thank me later for your best night's sleep. |
| 0:08.7 | Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. |
| 0:14.2 | Go to helixleap.com slash beach cops, that's all one word. |
| 0:18.0 | This is the best offer yet and it won't last long with Helix better sleep starts now. |
| 0:31.0 | Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. |
| 0:35.0 | I do that all the time. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm not allowed to do it in my house, that's why I do that. |
| 0:42.0 | Drop it like it. |
| 0:44.0 | Drop it like it. |
| 0:46.0 | Drop it like it's too loud. |
| 0:49.0 | Drop it like this. |
| 0:52.0 | Drop it like this. |
| 0:55.0 | Just take it to the camera dude. |
| 0:58.0 | Thank you Aaron. |
| 1:01.0 | Thank you Aaron. |
| 1:03.0 | I'm providing us with the win. |
| 1:06.0 | We're running. |
| 1:08.0 | Andrew, I have a beef. |
| 1:11.0 | What is it dude? |
| 1:13.0 | Since you called my wife wacky, she's been doing a lot of wacky shit. |
| 1:17.0 | Is this true? |
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