Beach Cops Episode 201: Dolores
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Andy gets stuck in his own apartment and has to drill his way out. Ryan talks about Breaking Away and Indiana history. Then, the stream goes down again. A butter fire is suggested for burning notebooks. Andy enjoys VR adult content, where he has to outrun male genitalia, which Danish and O’Neill turn into a gym business ideas. Then, Danish does a bio of Corn Hogger, and Andy insists there used to be nudity on a Disney ride. For the grand finale, Andrew has an unhinged "Sunday" idea for a story called “Dolores”.
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| 0:00.0 | And then... |
| 0:30.0 | Bishgops! |
| 0:45.0 | Spooky man's back. |
| 0:47.0 | Ah, it was fresh! |
| 0:49.0 | No, that was not, we thought that one. |
| 0:52.0 | Spooky man is back. |
| 0:54.0 | Spooky dookies in your toilet. |
| 0:57.0 | Wow, welcome to Bishgops, everybody. |
| 0:59.0 | Ryan O'Neil, what is this show about? |
| 1:01.0 | It's about my figure getting cut on the box of that death liquid death. |
| 1:06.0 | You got to watch out, dude. |
| 1:08.0 | I don't know what they're made of. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, yeah! |
| 1:10.0 | It's like a deep fucking cut. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:12.0 | That's just gonna put it in a new box. |
| 1:14.0 | That's the death in liquid death. |
| 1:16.0 | That's the box. |
| 1:17.0 | Literally, they're like, they say that on the box. |
| 1:19.0 | This will cut Ryan. |
| 1:20.0 | And they're like, people on podcast will talk about these boxes. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah. |
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