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Slop Quest

Beach Cops Episode 200 Extravaganza

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops

Come celebrate 200 episodes with a Mad Lib the fans sent in that doesn’t match up with the end result, a trip to the farm that enrages DeWitt , and some touching drunk calls from fans. You’re in for a treat! Holiday. Celebrate.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Check out helix by supporting helix you're allowing them to support us in our show go purchase

0:05.8

your helix and thank me later for your best night sleep guess what guys helix is offering

0:10.2

20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners go to helix sleep dot com slash

0:16.0

beach cops that's all one word this is their best offer yet and it won't last long with helix

0:20.1

better sleep starts now

0:30.0

so

0:46.8

ah that was mine

1:00.9

hey guys happy spooky season

1:11.0

welcome to episode 200 a lot of people said we couldn't do it

1:17.2

but it's a youtube video and we did it we did it we're here it's 200 here's for 13 more

1:25.0

episodes keep it going why would you do that to 13 that's my lucky number we're going to stop a

1:31.3

2 13 happy 200 everybody big one we got the chat we got open everybody first time ever if you're

1:38.3

on the video we got two big ones right here pitch pitch pitch that's a picture who is that

1:44.8

in that is Nancy Pelosi you know that's Pelosi and is sucking a corn dog and can you put up just

1:51.5

the picture for a second so it can marvel in it is that cleavage or sand on the boobies uh that is

1:56.8

I mean sorry uh it's double those are my moles yeah age age spots just eighty five years old that's

2:03.4

those are fucking those are cancerous moles yeah those are pre-cancerous moles uh look at the

2:09.2

legs we need uh when you job little to look at those spots I'm gonna tell you right now I would

2:15.8

fuck this cartoon though all right and moving on uh I would you get mad about that tripod right

2:22.8

there with the camera on it you would fuck that that's not true you're like you have three

2:26.8

three legs it's pretty high what am I gonna do stick it up my ass and have the rubber cam right

2:31.2

now you're like my head I just beat myself or I walked in on you fucking that you did not that's a lie

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