Beach Cops Episode 199: Drive-thru Mysteries
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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On this episode of Beach Cops, the gang talks about catering movies to 4DX seating, which Andy loves. Then, Ryan makes fun of Yoda’s clothes, which really bothers Andy. Andrew reminds the gang how much his dad loves "Cool Runnings". Danish talks about using a sexy cashier voice to say sensual stuff through the drive thru speakers. This confuses O’Neill, who tries to produce his own news segment. After that, Andrew reminds them of the hot dog prank Danish and O’Neill tried to pull years ago.
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| 0:00.0 | Can you use your fucking technique? |
| 0:31.0 | What do you want it to or not? |
| 0:37.0 | Fish Cops! |
| 0:43.0 | Hey guys, happy spooky season! |
| 0:49.0 | Welcome to Beach Cops! |
| 0:50.0 | Hey, go see the machine with our buddy, Bert Kreischer, it opens today! |
| 0:54.0 | In theaters or weeks ago, if you're listening to this... |
| 0:59.0 | Or three weeks ago! |
| 1:03.0 | That's a great point! |
| 1:04.0 | Thank you Andrew! |
| 1:05.0 | No problem! |
| 1:06.0 | You're gonna be like, you guys are buying the times a little bit. |
| 1:08.0 | It'll still be in theaters, right? |
| 1:10.0 | Yes! |
| 1:11.0 | I bet you. |
| 1:12.0 | Who knows, it may go... |
| 1:13.0 | Dude, I watch these things and my wife, so let's go see it in the theater I go. |
| 1:17.0 | It'll be on streamer in two weeks. |
| 1:19.0 | I know, but have you seen any movies in 4DX? |
| 1:24.0 | No, what was that? |
| 1:26.0 | I've seen it in 4D triple X. |
| 1:28.0 | New porno? |
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