Beach Cops Episode 198: Ancient Andys

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops

Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.

Andy starts the show, talking about his tragically famous Dutch ancestors, and O’Neill shares his amazing new invention for hard-to-crack pistachio shells. Then the boys do Thundercat impressions for no apparent reason. After, O’Neill gets really angry at Andy, who is going nuts laughing at "certain" videos online and laments the state of entertainment. Aaron drops a late-in-the-show bomb about his Instagram recommendations that cuts one Beach Cop deep.

Transcript

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0:00.0	You should never have to compromise on comfort.
0:02.3	Helix says mattresses with cooling technology
0:04.4	that helps regulate your body temperature,
0:05.8	whatever the season summer's coming up.
0:07.4	Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders
0:10.4	and two free pillows for our listeners.
0:12.6	Go to helixsleep.com slash beach cops.
0:16.0	That's all one word.
0:17.0	This is their best offer yet
0:18.0	and it won't last long with Helix.
0:19.6	Better sleep starts now and kick that theme song.
0:24.1	That's my key song.
0:26.4	Are there, is it on the Patreon?
0:29.4	Oh, yeah.
0:30.4	We need to start closing.
0:34.4	We need to start closing.
0:35.4	What?
0:36.4	We need to start closing.
0:37.4	What?
0:38.4	We need to start closing.
0:40.4	There's a huge...
0:42.4	Shit.
	...

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