Beach Cops Episode 197: Corn Hogger

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All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this episode, Andrew has a disappointing urination stream due to a soap fiasco. Danish goes to Disneyland, and people walk off a ride in the middle of it. Andy finds body grooming tips on YouTube (guess which body part) that blow his mind. Then, Danish finds a human interest story about a DnD nerd, who uses a “robot“ voice at McDonald’s, and O’Neill and Andy prepare to rage until they hear the news reporter’s name….

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0:00.0	You're calling it hard?
0:01.3	Of course.
0:02.4	Yeah.
0:03.4	Fanta Weaters, that's gross.
0:04.9	There is this, buddy.
0:07.9	Another better than being at this.
0:14.9	That's a real great business.
0:16.9	I'm just popping up with that.
0:18.9	Popping up, popping down.
0:20.9	Seven.
0:22.9	That'd be great.
0:23.7	Got an accident.
0:24.7	You know, the first one I've ever seen.
0:27.2	Popping puts my knees in my mouth because I can't.
0:31.2	That's over here, sucking, sucking.
0:33.2	Yeah, house in my neighborhood.
0:35.2	Push caught on fire.
0:37.2	I think it was electric car.
0:39.2	He said a car caught on fire in the driveway.
0:41.2	That's coming, man.
0:42.2	Big guys, happy spooky season.
0:45.2	Have you seen the...
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