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Beach Cops Episode 195: Sippin' on Tuna Water

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops

Be forewarned: Aaron is on fire with the wordplay this episode, so plan accordingly. Andy comes out of the gates with excitement over having something in common with Mark Normand. What he has in common makes Danish and O’Neill ask Andy how far he’d go for his "special interest". Andy tells a harrowing tale of drinking port wine and passing out from blood sugar issues. The gang grapples with a Black Mirror style question about drinking, bathing, and only having tuna water for all your water needs for a year.  Danish gets into some infuriating "lion talk" and then Aaron shares his love for GRR Martin’s "Beauty and The Beast". O’Neill goes over all his cool childhood weapons, and there's a tragic reveal from Danish. They then discuss how to eat with chopsticks and a Thai restaurant refuses to let Andy eat with them and gives him a spoon instead. That inspires a new business idea for a chopsticks based media company.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, I can't play.

0:05.0

I think you better do so like this.

0:07.0

Can't buy a pin yet.

0:11.0

Really, that is a sound button.

0:13.0

Can't buy a pin after everything somebody says.

0:16.0

Legal ad, can't pay a pin yet.

0:18.0

Problematic.

0:19.0

Can't buy a pin.

0:30.0

Explain...

0:31.0

Explain.

0:39.0

Got me in my fucking head now, dude.

0:42.0

Did my idiot.

0:44.0

Hey, guys. Happy spooky season.

0:47.0

Legendless.

0:48.0

Yeah, can we change the name to Beachcocks?

0:50.0

We can.

0:52.0

We'll be fighting YouTube immediately.

0:55.0

But what about the gamecocks?

0:57.0

Dude, my girlfriend in college you have a girlfriend. You're married. She had a huge bottom and she

1:04.5

Bottom. Well, you're classin' it up today. Yeah, I'm trying to keep the swears at a minimum in the first thirty

1:11.0

Well, we already had a few so I think you should let loose. No, we didn't, did we? A little bit. How was the top?

1:17.9

The top was fine. You said. Top was nothing to write home about. Nothing to send Topless photos to your dad about. You saw our during the theme song.

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