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Slop Quest

Beach Cops Episode 194: Throwing Stars and the Two Philosophical Questions

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BEACHCOPS. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops

We open with O’Neill being delighted that Chinese throwing stars are legal again in Indiana. O’Neill then tries to take credit for getting Andy off drugs and requests a wish as compensation. Aaron talks about a new softball rival and injury. This leads O’Neill to come up with a pair of cutting-edge questions that build the backbone of a new philosophy. Andy and Danish do NOT think these are “good” questions. O‘Neill doubles down that these are the hard-hitting questions that MUST be asked. Andy thinks these questions are just the intrusive thoughts of a mentally ill person. Proving that's not the case, O’Neill becomes Andy’s lawyer in a fictional case about kissing. Andy shows everyone his new robot. Then, they explore the business possibilities of the "Two Question Scenario".

Transcript

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0:00.0

You should never have to compromise on comfort.

0:02.9

Helix has mattresses with cooling technology

0:05.4

that helps regulate your body temperature,

0:07.3

whatever the season, by supporting Helix,

0:09.4

you are allowing them to support us in our show.

0:11.8

Go purchase your Helix and thank me

0:13.5

later for your best night's sleep.

0:15.1

Helix is offering 20% off all mattressors and two

0:18.9

free pillows for our listeners.

0:20.0

Go to helixsleep.com slash beach cops.

0:23.1

That's all one word.

0:24.1

This is their best offer yet and it won't last long

0:26.0

with Helix better sleep starts now.

0:29.0

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

0:59.6

Hey.

1:10.7

Beach cops.

1:18.6

Uh, okay.

1:23.5

Um, by the way, big shout out to Indians.

1:27.7

You got to turn those down. So I listened to an episode recently. It was so fucking loud the applause

1:33.0

So the applause one is crazy, dude. I

1:37.0

Want to start off Dr. Nova sent an article that

1:40.2

Chinese stars are now legal once again in Indiana. I saw that dude. How happy are you? I already rented a you all

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